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At school, I was once bet half a pack of Fruit Salads that I couldn't eat a banana skin. It took me about 15 minutes to eat the rancid skin, which tasted like bitter, mouldy old rubber soaked in $5 whore's gopping chuff. I nearly choked to death on the stork bit too.

After finishing, I turned to the guy who bet me and smugly asked for my sugary prize. At which point he started handing the sweets around to the other onlookers whilst laughing at me and calling me a stupid bastard. I felt most aggrieved at the time, but on reflection I can only admire his concise appraisal of the situation and the ruthless use of my gullible nature for a cheap laugh.

Later on, I threw up green slime.
(The Louce, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:43, 1 reply)

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Lol @ "stork", you should have eaten it with some Stalk margarine. It may have gone down a bit better.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:48, closed)