Eviction! Police! Triple Dares!
My flatmate and I were in a meeting with our landlord which got a little heated (to say the least) and ended up with him wanting to evict us on the spot and not let us back into the building for our stuff, at all, ever!

He threatened to phone the police to have us arrested and all sorts of nonsense at which point my flatmate jumped out of his chair, picked up the phone on the desk and shouted...

"Go on then, i double dare, NO I TRIPLE F*CKING DARE YOU!"

He phoned them.

Now that was a stupid dare.




I get the feeling that had it been a single or maybe even double dare, our landlord would have just laughed it off, but who can resist a TRIPLE dare?!
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:56, 2 replies)

Yet! Another! Plagiarist!
Stealing my headline style!

Get your own, dudes...

Original thought surely isn't beyond you?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:09, closed)

To! Mister! Disasterprone!
Up! Your! Arse!

Whislt you may think its your style, its not, its widley used by, for example, TheRegister.com

www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/05/yahoo_unveils_kickstart_social_networking_service/

for any Yahoo! related stories.

Plagairsm? well, you started it.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 22:24, closed)