I suppose it's a dare of sorts.
Although I think he did it more to impress his mates than as a dare.

We'd been drinking in Norwich. On the way back to our feculant rented rooms, we passed a phone box with some cards posted on the glass.

One such card advertised a bike for sale, so my friend was dared to call and enquire about it's availability, bearing in mind the pubs had chucked out about 2 hours ago, and we'd just left a nightclub.

He rang the number, and waited what seemed like 5 minutes before the phone was picked up at the other end.

"Oh good evening, I'm in a phone box on street, and I've just seen a notice about the bike for sale"

..pause whilst the voice at the other end tells him the bike has gone and remonstrates with him for the lateness of the hour..

"Oh, I see.....
.... when will it be back?"
(Vic Flange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:05, 1 reply)

I love....
the fact that you used a word like feculant.

Top banana!
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:12, closed)