bored bar staff
i've done my fair share of working behind bars... last place I was at I had the Monday and Tuesday shift amongst others. Bearing in mind this is a semi rural pub with no quiz nights or anything on on these days.

Long and short of it, by 10 to eleven someone bet me 2 quid to eat the slice of lemon that had been sitting in the plug hole of the behind-the-bar sink where everyone chucks down any left over beer and rinses the clothes and ashtrays out.

It didnt taste lemony. It was brown.

Then I did a double or quits to wring the manky old cloth from said sink into a glass and drink the "water".

4 quid well earned.

*gips at the thought*
( canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:24, Reply)