vomit
This one time.....seriously, anyway we were at this night out. It was a hired out town hall for 18+ metal night. well it hadnt been well advertised and there was only about 20 people there.... WE were bored.... very bored...

So we decide to take an empty pint glass and mop up all the beer, vodka, ash ect off the table with one of them rank bar cloths and squeeze it back into the glass. We then dared our friend Norm (not real name) to drink it for £4.... which he did. He promtly ran to the bathroom with the pint glass and proceeded to vomit an entire pint of vomit into the glass.

Which we then dared some random kid to drink.
" drink this and we'll give you a fiver"
"whats in it?"
"oh just a mixture of beer vodka and a bit of everyones drinks really"
"its warm"
"uh yeah its been stood on the table for a while"
"ok sure".. gulp... gulp...gulp...
"hahahaha that was a pint of Norms vomit hahahaha"
poor kid just looked perplexed and wandered off in some kind off disbeliveing daze... he never did remember to ask for his fiver tho.
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:32, Reply)