Mancs...
Is Charlie's still there? The curry house behind the hospital?

Well if it isn't here's what they used to do to stupid students. Charlie used to make a curry called a "Suicide". It was gross. No meat or veg in it, just a plate of violently hot sauce. And if you could finish one you were allowed to *buy* a t-shirt with "I survived a suicide" on it.

It was a great marketing ploy as the ownership of these shirts bestowed a certain macho-ness on you. I saw many people attempt it but only saw one won once.

Any curry-house owners would do well to copy this one.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 23:42, 3 replies)

It wouldnt be hard to do that.
If you smeared wax round your mouth and tongue. Then you wouldnt get the burn till it hit your stomach.
The benefit would be you would be able to piss rusty water out of your puckered, distended bunghole all week.
What a trick to show your mates!
(Vic Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:46, closed)

Jim
has been watching too many episodes of the Simpsons
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:58, closed)

The Rupali, Bigg Market, Newcastle (except it's now called the Curry Capital or some such nonsense)
I believe used to do a similar thing with 'curry hell'. Eat a whole one and the owner would give you the restaurant. Or something.

(Bloody good restaurant though. I once had a very pleasant blind date there, which didn't turn into anything, but hey).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:43, closed)