Just plain daft
A few years ago I played football for a local Sunday league team. There were some good players on the team but they seemed more concerned about pissing about in the pub either the night before the match or the Sunday afternoon/evening after it. A couple of the lads on the team were in their early to mid twenties and would do anything for a dare.

One Friday evening we all meet in the usual pub, which was actually our club sponsor too, and one of the lads is chewing some gum. After a while he puts in the ashtray then some daring goes on and another of the guys takes the chewing gum and starts chewing it. This gum got passed around for the next 4 hours or so. By the end of the night it was black on account of the amount of times it had been on the floor and in various ashtrays. Needless to say I didn't have a turn.

Another Friday evening in the pub and someone has bought themselves a heavy duty stapler and a nice big packet of staples, but has gone home and left it under a table. One of the team looks in the bag and grins. You know the way staples are packaged together? I don't know what you'd call it, let's call it a line of staples for arguments sake. Well for a tenner he ate a line of staples, one by one.

There were many other incidents of biting lumps off of pint glasses and chewing them. One of the lads washed it down with a spray from a bottle of cleaner that one of the barmaids had left on the table while wiping it down.
I honestly don't know how any of them are still alive. I never got involved in the stupid behaviour, I just liked to laugh at them all.
(Plumstix has been spying on you since, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 23:50, Reply)