Yoghurt
Whilst at the Ming Academy of Excellence that passed for my secondary school, I had a buddy called Laity. He was a funny lad that was always up for a chuckle.

Anyway, one lunchtime, sat around the octagonal tables, we bet him he couldnt eat 4 Hazlenut Yoghurts.

After 45 minutes he had eaten 12 and was just about to start the 13th, when he projectile vomitted over the table, himself and pretty much anything else you could spray spew on.

We had given him terrible bacterial gastro. He was off school for 4 weeks and came back looking like an inmate of Belsing.

Fear rotten milk, it bites.
( Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:18, Reply)