Crappiest dare ever.
At my one and only girly student party before I spent all my student loan on beer and dropped out we had a game of truth or dare.

After discussing the biggest cocks we'd seen I came up with the stupid idea of daring an extremely drunk girl to stuff a balloon up her top and go to the house across the road to ask for an egg.

A middle aged Indian man answered the door and didn't even seem confused a pissed bird with an inflated top was slurring and demanding an egg. He politely went back into the house and got her one. In the meantime I'd fallen down the stairs and buggered up my ankle. Good times.
(chakaflange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 1:53, Reply)