And whilst I'm there
Another drunken evening, another stroll home, eating some dog in a pitta on the way. We pass a swanky Italian restaurant, all glass fronted, full of people looking out the window at the drunken rabble.

"What the fuck are they all looking at" says a mate of mine, "Dunno", says another mate, "give them something to look at ####, show them your cock".
"I can do better than that", he says, "Here, hold my 'bab"

He pulled his trousers down turned arse to window and laid a humungous turd right there on the street.

I have honestly never seen so many people, knife and fork in hand, open mouthed and frozen in time with a omfg look on their faces.

Length? Not kidding it was like a donkey had laid it.
(RickGrimes Quite frankly, disappointed on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, 1 reply)

That is
truly horrendous!
But nicely told.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:47, closed)