Even more painful...
It's even worse at a wing place when you have to go and use the facilities after the inevitable pitchers of cheap draft beer have taken their toll. Almost everyone (male, that is) has forgotten to wash their hands BEFORE heading to the urinal. Can be damned uncomfortable depending upon the heat level of the sauce on the wings. Once spent an entire afternoon giggling at a cousin who kept subtly trying to scratch his crotch during a wedding service after we'd been out for some wing lunch.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:04, Reply)