Stop coughing you prick
This happened when I was in high school.I was around at a mates house one weekend, and we were just hanging around. I saw a jar of Vicks Vapourub, and commented on how it was the same shaped jar as Vaseline. Then I said "Wouldn't it be amazing if you accidentally had a wank with that instead of vaso." Quick as a flash he said he'd do it then and there for $10. And just as quickly I had my wallet out telling him to go ahead. well, he got a big blob of it and put it on his dick, then slowly started rubbing it in. For about 10 seconds. Then he started shouting. Then running to the bathroom to wash it off. He got his $10, but he also got a new nickname at school. Vic.
(hixy, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 4:39, Reply)