Stupid DaresI once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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Shakespearean misunderstaningA Kenyan friend of mine who learned English mostly from reading Shakespeare had an unfortunate accident on a bus. After he had grabbed a handful of a middle-aged woman's arse, she turned to him and asked "How dare you?" Mistaking this for an Elizabethan English request, he replied "I dare you to polish my knob."
She kicked him in the nuts until he was unconscious.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 12:30, 3 replies)
Really?Did that vex him sorely?
I bet he repaired to the corner house for a pint of mead, didnt he?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 12:40, closed)
Having recently drank meadI can tell you that you wouldn't really want to drink a pint of it. Smaller amounts are preferable.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 13:06,
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That's as maybe.I'd imagine your average Elizabethan could imbibe more mead than his present day counterpart.
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