I'm seriously considering this one.
In the factory I work in, we have machines that give off toxic and hazardous fumes. These are collected in an exhaust system and routed through what is essentially an incinerator to burn the toxic stuff and render it harmless before running the resultant gasses through a scrubber to take the chemicals out before venting it to atmosphere. This is called abatement, and the incinerator thing is known as an abator.

Before they're vented to atmosphere, they go through the process one last time- a very large unit that handles all of the scrubbed exhaust.

I think I need to make a sign to stick on that piece of equipment, labeling it as the "Master Abator"...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:26, 6 replies)

or
MastAbator?

[edit] and yes, of course I dare you... ;)
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:31, closed)

furthermore
I DOUBLE DOG DARE you!
Post photo evidence too.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 15:45, closed)

Heh. I'll try it, then.
Just got to be careful, as Zee Chermanss are not exactly known for their sense of humor. If I got found out I might get sacked...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 16:22, closed)

...
Do it, if not for yourself, then for the rest of us. You should also take photos.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 18:40, closed)

Only problem
is with photo evidence- Zee Chermanss are more than a little paranoid about cameras in the plant. In theory, even cell phones with cameras in them are VERBOTEN, SWINEHUND! Ve must always follow orders! GEH RAUS!

(Nonetheless, I'll see what can be done.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 5 Nov 2007, 19:17, closed)

you must..
Comedy signs at work brighten everyones day!
Somewhere I used to work, the supervisor had a laminated sign saying in a meeting (or similar). I walked past one day to see someone had lovingly created a new sign for him (laminated as well) which said gone for a wank.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 9:07, closed)