Excellent - made me spit coffee
Reminds me of the time I was 'volunteered' to get some rizla while tripping madly.

Rehearsed my line all the way there "packet of rizla, packet of rizla..."

Walked up to the counter and proudly asked for "a packet of wigglies please."

After about 5 repetitions, the guy behind the counter noticed my agitated looks to the rizlas and, grinning like a fool asked if that's what I was after.

Panicing by now, I nodded, threw some coins at him and ran off with my prize...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 9:46, Reply)