Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Mirror, mirror, on the ball.I was at a gig at Koko in Camden where a giant mirror ball hangs over the whole room. The Lovely-Ex was gazing at it. "Imagine sticking all those mirrored tiles on," he said. "It must have taken ages to make."
"It was probably made by little orphans in India," I replied, contemplating the glittery sphere.
"Don't be daft," sez he. "How could they have reached the top of it to stick them on?"
And he's a robotics expert. I despair.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:02,
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lolindian orphans are robots.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 2:22,
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