
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Living in Germany for the first time, took his Missus shopping in Bielefeld.
As he didn't know the area he made a note of what street he parked on. After several hours and many hundreds of Deutschmarks later they realise they've not got a Scooby where the car is.
They go to a Police station and and when asked "Vere did you leave ze car" they proudly answered "On Einbahnstrasse"
Einbahnstrasse is characterised by a blue sign with a white arrow on it. Bless em.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, 1 reply)

I asked a friend to go see which vaporetto station we had just passed.
"Uscita" came the reply.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:13, closed)
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