Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Left or Right?Fuck knows if I can tell the difference when I'm under pressure.
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Me tooI have to think back to when I was doing a right turn in my bike proficiency test at primary school sometimes. Then I get it.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 21:53,
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Look at the back of your handsIf you stick your thumb out at 90 degrees to your fingers and it forms an "L", it's your left hand! If not, it's your right.
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Oh dearPalm up, or palm down?
Perhaps you should just paint an 'L' and an 'R' onto your turned-down wellingtons?
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:10,
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Please;tell me you're not a surgeon!
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How I remember it is....that I write with my right.
(Sorry for any lefties with the same prob; this isn't going to help)
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Lefties, quick march!Left write, left write, left write...
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convert to Islam......and it's easy. Your left hand is the one that smells of shit
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:11,
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Your left hand is the one at the end of your left arm(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:38, closed)
or the one that hurtswhen you're having a heart attack...
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