Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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This sounds like it was fabricatedbut I don't think my friend's wife could be so deadpan deliberately.
On approaching a junction, she asked:
"Are these (rumblestrips) so blind people know when to slow down?"
Also, when in a fish-shop, my friend and his wife:
Friend: "What ar you having?"
Wife: "I don't fancy fish and chips"
Friend: "What about a burger then?"
Wife: "No, not with all the mad-cow diseases and BSE outbreak on the news. Erm I'll have a steak-pie"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 23:11,
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.Maybe the woman in the chippy was being clever since the causative agent of BSE is found mainly in brain and nerve tissue which is more likely to be present in minced meat than in steak.
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