Agghh!! My rectums!
A dim friend of mine lit was having trouble lighting a gas barbecue. There were a few clicks of the electric starter, followed by whoomph & propane mushroom cloud. Eyebrows singed, he staggered back, hand over his eyes

"Agghh!! My rectums! No... wait. My retinas!"

BONUS POINTS - knew a 19 year-old man (not a virgin, had three sisters) wanted to know when a woman went to the bathroom whether it would be pee or poo, since both came out the same hole.
(TommyShanks, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 3:14, 5 replies)

I love the incestual nature of what you implied
not a virgin, had three sisters! Three very slutty and dirty sisters if that were the case! :-)
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 5:37, closed)

POIDH?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:59, closed)

On the subject of womanly holes
it is very surprising how many people, women included, don't realise that the vagina and urethra are separate orifices (i.e. they think women wee out of their vaginas).
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:53, closed)

That's just a confusion of words
Many people use the word "vagina" to refer to the vulva. Simple.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:10, closed)

I remember an old episode of Casualty
...where a woman came in with abdominal pain, thinking it was a pregnancy. She was overjoyed as she had been having trouble getting pregnant.

After an examination, she was told that she wasn't pregnant, but did have severe cystitis because her husband (she'd been a virgin before marriage, and so had he) had been doing her up the pisshole for the last five years.

So either some women are getting a bit more confused than just over the words, or the writers on Casualty have a warped sense of humour.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:02, closed)