
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I was sat in the cinema with my friend Emma, watching the million adverts before the actual film when an advert came on for what the cinema is doing for blind/deaf people...
Me: "Why would you bother going to the cinema if you were blind?"
Emma: "Yeah its stupid, you'd just read the book instead"
...I'll never let her forget that one!
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:06, 5 replies)

once discovered the little "blip" on the bottom of the steering wheel and wondered aloud what it was for.
For half a second, before she realised how moronic she was being, she was about to suggest that it was so blind drivers could tell which direction the wheels were pointing......
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:16, closed)

which one was ignorant in this story?
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:18, closed)

And in the cinema, if my blind mate doesn't get what's going on (e.g. asplosions or long silences), she pokes me and makes me describe it.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:49, closed)

Blind people can read books if they're braille. Or in large print - not everyone legally blind is 100% don't-know-what-sunshine-looks-like blind.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:22, closed)
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