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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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English lessons back in 1977
I was brand new to my high school (Northolt High, for anyone interested) and my class were having an english lesson with the very strict but excellent teacher Mrs Masters. We were having a lesson on collective nouns, and the usual suspects were reeled out by my fellow classmates ie pride of lions, flock of geese etc. One of my newly acquainted students was a chap called David, and he was eager to come up with a good collective noun to please Mrs Masters with. All the good ones had mostly gone by then and he must have been a bit panicky because when I leaned across to him and whispered a "helpful" answer to him, he looked delighted and shot his hand up in eagerness. The whole class collectively pissed themselves as my gullible buddy proudly said in a clear and loud voice "a zook of hogs".
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 19:07, 7 replies)
A flock of geese...?
I always understood it to be a 'gaggle' of geese.

Evidently the lesson stuck..! ;-)
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 19:35, closed)
both are acceptable

(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 19:50, closed)
I think (not sure)
that a flock is valid when they are in the air, and a gaggle when they are on the ground
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 22:26, closed)
HAHAHAHahaaaa
and if you use the wrong one, people look at you confused like you're talking nonsense.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 4:31, closed)
you're correct
flock just sounds right and was just for illustrative purposes only.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:45, closed)
cows
"There's a flock of cows over there."
"Herd of cows."
"Of course i've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there."
(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 19:50, closed)
Perhaps he should have used...
A 'wunch' of bankers.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 8:56, closed)

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