How fast?
At lunchtime on day the other week at work, my friend had a cheapo penguin rip-off, and it had animal based facts on the back. Finding herself amazed at the fact, she asked us to guess how fast bears could run.
We weren't really sure, and apparently it's about as fast as a horse, 30 MPH. This was of vague interest, until she pipes up with a second question:

"Is that on four legs or two?"

Cue fantastic mental images :D
(Dovvit bee, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:13, 5 replies)

I am liking this,

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:59, closed)

hahahaha
*is experiencing exact same mental images*
( catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:03, closed)

*goes to ring ESPN*
:-D tremendous
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:01, closed)

They can cycle too
if you try to shoot one in the wild and it's actually a Russian ex-circus bear and spots a pushbike leaning against a tree.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:02, closed)

Am I only one
who had a vision of Jeremy running in the Grand National?
(Falco, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:18, closed)