Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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When I first met Mrs SLVAwe were talking to one of her ex-schoolmates who wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, she was more like the tea-strainer. She tried to tell me that a cut hair can take root elsewhere on the body.
"Don't be soft, it's a dead hair, it can't grow a new root no more than a nail-clipping can produce a new nail-bed."
She wouldn't be told though. She knew best because she was doing a hair-dressing course at college.
Another one of her gems was that earwigs do indeed go into people's ears, and then burrow into the brain and lay eggs. It happened to the old guy that lived next to her granddad.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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How do you know so many stupids?It's either opposites attract or...like for like..
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obviously it doesnt grow...but its very easy for little bits of hair to get caught under the skin, just like a splinter.
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