Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I'll just pop this one here thenJust because a teacher is a teacher, doesn't mean they know stuff.
I well remember the French lesson where we were asked to name an animal. "Le Poisson", says I in my best French accent.
"A fish isn't an animal!"
"Err, yes it is."
"No it isn't"
"..."
"animals have fur."
"... ...!"
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:30, 2 replies)
its truemy art teacher set as homework "draw some kind of animal"
I did an owl. it was a blinder. as owl like as wols drawings can be.
"Fail - an owl is a bird. Birds arent animals"
"but David drew a bear" - bear, who the fuck draws bears?
...and a bear is a mammal so he should get a fail too"
"is an owl a vegetable? or a mineral? no, its an animal its it?"
sarcasm didnt work on Mrs Foster.
still, she gave me a B which wasnt bad given i traced the thing from a book
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, closed)
.My old housemate didn't believe fish were animals either. It took 3 hours to convince him, and in the end he only backed down because we texted the "Any Questions Answered" service he swears by. I am sort of glad to realise it's not just him that thinks this, maybe there is hope for him...
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:38, closed)
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