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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My phone is away being repaired and the bog standard loaner I was given finally lost the novelty retro value so off I wandered to the Carphone Whorehouse to grab a new one.
Chose the phone, went to the counter and went through the rigmarole of actually purchasing the goods - name, address etc. - all went well until the postcode:
"So, wos yer postcode?" inquired till monkey.
I gave him it, then repeated it in the phonetic alphabet as I usually do to prevent mistakes...only to see him typing on the keyboard '2 echo lima'
*facepalm*
( , Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:18, 2 replies)
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... with Larry and the doctor arguing over the use of the doctor's phone. "Yeah, there's certainly one prick involved!"
"I gave him it, then repeated it in the phonetic alphabet..."
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My postcode ends six Hotel Bravo. This completely bemused the hotdesking monkey on the phone who said -"I've started taking down your address. Is where hotel bravo is?" I had to spell it out from alpha to about golf before he'd caught on.....
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