
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Tourist came into the local one day taling loudly to his mate.
"I've just been to the bar next door, they're selling some goddam awful fake Czech Budweiser, they can't even spell it properly".
( , Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:29, 3 replies)

At least it tastes of something!
(Although, Americans are fully capable of brewing great beer. For some reason, they refuse to export the stuff - and instead subject unsuspecting foreigners to some truly vile pisswater...)
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 3:37, closed)

I have drunk Sam Adams on these far shores, gorgeous stuff!
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:48, closed)
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