People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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A few...I was at uni with a Christopher Patrick Bacon (Chris P Bacon) and I used to work with a git of a foreman called Fred Rice (his nickname was Chicken).
Me and my workmate toss a coin each month to see who has to phone Mr. Happy (genuine contact name) about his company's gas bill while the other sniggers. It's worse for me because that's the girlfriend's euphemism for 'teh cock'.
There's a girl I know called Gabrielle Needs and for a while she was going out with Darren Cox. Quite a double-barrelled surname if they'd wed.
For the same reason I think it would be great if Courteney Cox had married Michael Fish.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 15:08, Reply)
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