People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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Went to uni with a guycalled Richard Face. Since I moved to Germany I've met loads of peeps with stupid names:
Herr Oy, Frau Dafft, Frau Puff (Puff means brothel in Kraut) and to translate some into English, Dr Process, Mr Dogbirth, Mrs Different, Mr East and Mr West (who share an office and their boss is Mr North), and my boss is called Mrs Happy.
There are also two undertakers round here, one called Mr Sunshine, the other Mr Journey-Home.
I'm still waiting to meet someone called Wank, Fuck or Ficker (German for fucker). If I ever meet a lady called Fuck, I'll ask her to marry me and take her name.
Edit: oh yeah, my dad's middle name is "Hesslewood".
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