Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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My sister thought I was in Birmingham, some 125 miles awayI wasn't. I was behind the kitchen door, waiting for her to collect the "present" my parents* had left for her on the table.
I've never before or since heard someone make quite the noise she made when I jumped out...
*Who were in on the joke
Edit: I also once climbed out of her bedroom window onto the flat roof outside and waited for her to come to bed before leaping up at the window wearing a scream mask.
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