The noisy ghost.(roasted pea)

Two of my flatmates were playing a bit of Final fantasy on the PS2 when the first heard it.

Footsteps, loud ones. Someone was clomping around the house, when there was no one else in. They went out into the hall, only to have them stop.

Resuming gaming, they heard them again like someone was climbing the stairs.

a check of the house was done and it was assumed it was the neighbors. "stop that bloody noise" one shouted. Only for the footsteps to get louder and by the sounds of it closer to their room. Only to stop suddenly when they reached the door.

Convinced the house was haunted they were now visibly shaking. Given that the house was over 100 years old this was a real possibility to them.

Finally they opened the cupboard under the stairs while the footsteps got louder. They inched forward into the darkness and approached the hole in the floor that gave access to the drafty and low ceilinged basement.

"is...is anyone there??" said flatmate D poking his head tentatively through the hole peering into the darkness.

YEAAHHHHHGH DIE MOTHERFUCKERS I screamed as I leapt out of the hole brandishing the pool cue I had been using to knock on the underside of the floorboards.


length?
fear shriveled I assume, but a little bit of wee came out.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:43, 7 replies)

Tidus was the most irritating tit I have ever had the displeasure of playing as.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:53, closed)

This is one of the more bizarre sentences I have read on the internet.
Surpassed only by poetry about Minecraft.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:55, closed)

I would have to say the gay robocop/batman fan-fiction that was posted in the newsletter a while back holds the record for that.
But my personal bizarre-best is the 'Marxist analysis of the song Peaches'

LINK EDIT: pusa.cutthatout.com/peaches.html
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:58, closed)

non sequiturs are in my nature or tangents of very little relation to the subject matter, Beautiful.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:58, closed)

Cheese & onion are horrible but I like rabbits

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:06, closed)

Gaspode
It was a reference to Final Fantasy by the way. For all you non-game people.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:30, closed)

hahaha - I never understood how come there was even ONE sequel to FINAL fantasy - hahaha

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 0:13, closed)