Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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I woke up one night and found a giant centipede on my neck.I screamed like a little bitch.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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You are a little bitch. Why didn't you just ignore2.0 the centipede you big baby?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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Sleepyheaded, I got up one morning and washed my face.The last little bit of soapy water draining from the sink also carried with it a centipede. WTF!? Where did THAT come from?
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