Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Spiders have ceased to terrify me as I have got older.I still dislike them immensely but wheras when I was younger I would have thrown a shoe at one and run in the opposite direction I will now calmly squash the bastard thing with a tissue and feed the twitching corpse to my pitcher plants.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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