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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Slight diff. between
hotlinking and using imgur as a host for a pic you've made.
Juss' sayin.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:42, 2 replies)
Go outside.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:01, closed)
Fuck that - I spent
all day Saturday doing a soccer coaching course and most of yesterday at the club's Open Day.

Today is drinking quietly inside with the aircon on.
EDIT: Fucking aircon's died - regas this week. Hasn't curtailed any of the drinking tho.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 0:27, closed)
weren't you banging on about AA the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, closed)
The wagon and I are sometimes friends.
Nice trainspotting darling.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:23, closed)
your problem, not mine.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:25, closed)
I'll hunt you down as a sponsor
when I'm left with no other alternative.
I'm sure Mick Philpott will be dry for a while - I'll ask him shall I?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:48, closed)
No Janet
You have a whole host of problems of your very own.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08, closed)
Sorry for pushing down all the top quality posts with my tawdry imgur link, ringofyre,
I know you do your best to maintain standards round here with your walls of meandering text and links to a story about how you saw a spider one time.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:36, closed)
Still just an imgur gif on /qotw
As AB would say -
"So your story is...?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:44, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, closed)
Sorry.
This must be an in-joke that I'm not privy to.
Will this do as a response?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:05, closed)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:11, closed)
Sucks
doughnut.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:23, closed)
put the light out and go to sleep, mum.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:25, closed)
Oh dear.
That's where you're at.
Goodness, gracious me!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:28, closed)
Leonard Nimoy has let himself go

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08, closed)

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