Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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My tall, lanky friend fell asleep on his Unicycle.Imagine his Happrise when he awoke to find some ex-Norwegian had upholstered his arse!
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Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:41,
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It's changed again now to include a Soccerball lol.Still hasn't put back the reference to getting bummed of a big Norwegian man while his ex got it on the sofa, mind.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:47,
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Schizophrenia must be such a curse...so many personalities, so many stories to tell, such little time.
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Ken Oath, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:07,
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can we stop talking about Norwegians please.some of my best friends are Norwegian. as is my ex-boss.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:06,
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I don't have to tell you, copper.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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Yes, but have you ever walked in on one of them bumming you?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:22,
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not that I recall. but then I was very, very drunk.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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Needs more canned fish.Happrise!
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As convoluted in-jokes go,this one is surprisingly amusing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:42,
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