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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Apparently ...
He's a ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 11:50, 17 replies)


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Apr 2013, 12:28, closed)
I thought I'd seen that at the cinema,
but it turned out I'd been dead the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:18, closed)
and she's got a cock

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:09, closed)
Anybody who failed to spot that 'twist' is clearly a fucking moron.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:06, closed)

And bindun.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:03, closed)
Nice to see you stepping up as the new linkbitch, ringo.
Sad to see what the stress of the job did to AB, but I'm sure you'll be able to tough it out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:13, closed)
Ready and rearing to go.
You get a gold star sticker for your TTT efforts.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:33, closed)
TTT?
Thanks for the prize, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:07, closed)
"Trolling The Trolls" - as AB coined it.
And who gave you permission to stick your gold star up on the board young man?
Hmmm?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:17, closed)
You never let me do what I want.
I HATE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:27, closed)
I'm not your real dad?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:13, closed)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY MUM!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:56, closed)
Yes, but ...
Mine's got more replies, and therefore scientifically better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:54, closed)
Proof?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:23, closed)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:30, closed)

Bindun.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:02, closed)

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