Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Ahem.My uncle got knighted (oh yes) for the discovery of a soft, silvery, malleable and ductile metal in the lanthanide group with the atomic number of 59. He was so pleased with his award that he had some glasses fashioned out of the aforementioned metal. Of course we all knew him as Unclepraseodymiumgglasses.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:44,
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Yes, but ...Was he any good at making trifle?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 12:52,
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