A friend of mine has a rather attractive mother, Sandra
I tend to not talk about that fact in front of him, but (in an extremely immature way) it's quite fun to speak to others about the fact he has a MILF. So far, all who have met her are in agreement, she's gorgeous.

So, this was a running joke, with the condition that we would never tell him, as that'd simply be a bit cruel. One night, we were all sat in a drunken state, and talk turns to "the one person you'd turn gay for", and one of the girls says "Sandra", and we all crack up laughing.

At this point, one lad who was on the outskirts of the group leans forward, and enquires about her. We proceed to spend a minute or so describing her in quite filthy detail (we were pissed, I'm not proud of that). Steadily, he's looking less and less impressed, so we decide to leave it be. An hour or so later, there's a knock at the door, and the lad in question gets up, bids us farewell, and opens the door. There's Sandra, looking spectacular, as ever.

And what does he say to her? "Hi Mum!"

Turns out my friend's younger brother had changed quite a lot in the years it had been since I'd seen him last.

Ah, fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:16, Reply)