
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Again, as a youngish lad. When all my dreams consisted of getting stoned or a handjob. I went to call for my friend. I knocked on the door, but got no reply. I knew he was in, so I started hammering a bit louder. Still no reply. I then started shouting and throwing stones at his window when his mum swung the door open teary eyed and barked 'we're all watching Princess Dianas funeral with Grandma and Ben is not coming out to play, slamming the door in my face.
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 3:22, 2 replies)

or did you have to DIY?
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 8:54, closed)
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