I pulled at a funeral
Long before wedding crashers I knew the score, take plenty of hankies and dish them out in a caring way to anyone and be that shoulder to cry on. This makes you look like a nice thoughtfull caring chap and gives you your in for later on.

Then you can chat them up after the meal/buffet.

Only downside is you only get invited to a couple a year and the pickings can be slim.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:46, 1 reply)

Ah yes, but the best thing about funerals is you can just say you saw the obituary in the paper and came to pay your respects.
And spend a whole week at the crematorium waiting for the fitties to show up.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:06, closed)