TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Upon meeting my ex-girlfriend's mother for the first time and being handed the teapot."Davy, are you going to be mother?"
"I hope not, it'd ruin the carpet."
(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:54, 2 replies)
Reminds me of my favourite ever cartoonThink it was in Private Eye
The title was "Quentin Taranteatime" and two black-suited gangster types are sitting at a table wearing sunglasses. One of them holds the teapot and says: "Shall I be motherfucker?"
Well, it made me laugh
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:11,
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Your re-telling of it made me laugh(, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:22, closed)
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