TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Funeral gaffes seem popularso here's mine.
One of my pals, Steve, a 6ft 7in brute of a man, decided to celebrate his 25th birthday by jumping off a very high-rise block of flats. Splat!
I was one of the pallbearers at the frankly grim, angst-ridden funeral. I will never forget the look of utter despair on his mother's face.
As we shouldered the coffin, one of the others remarked, a little too loudly, "Ooh, it's a lot lighter than I expected!"
He was dismayed and confused by the tutting and angry glares from the other pallbearers, including Steve's brother. I had to explain to him later - very quietly - that maybe they hadn't managed to scrape absolutely all of Steve off the ground.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:46,
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Guilty office lolSo have a click
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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