Tactless
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Would you like crushed nuts with that?
Many moons ago in Lincoln there used to be a fleet of ice cream vans called the Candyman.... the regular one around my way was staffed by a very very attractive blonde.. well mouth activated far in advance of brains, and I asked her for a 69...
recounted this with some gusto to the icecream man the next time I heard the familiar chimes, who then announced to me that she was in fact his daughter!!!
If you are reading this Terry Robinson...... I still cringe 20 years later!!!!!
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:29, 1 reply)
Many moons ago in Lincoln there used to be a fleet of ice cream vans called the Candyman.... the regular one around my way was staffed by a very very attractive blonde.. well mouth activated far in advance of brains, and I asked her for a 69...
recounted this with some gusto to the icecream man the next time I heard the familiar chimes, who then announced to me that she was in fact his daughter!!!
If you are reading this Terry Robinson...... I still cringe 20 years later!!!!!
( , Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:29, 1 reply)
My son's just had a cola lolly from the Candy van....
there's a blond lady drives it, in her early forties?? I always thought the older bloke who does the lunchtime run was her husband....
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:47, closed)
there's a blond lady drives it, in her early forties?? I always thought the older bloke who does the lunchtime run was her husband....
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:47, closed)
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