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As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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The new lad at work told us on his first day, that he had a stammer which he usually controlled, but sometimes came out when he was nervous. He asked us just to be patient if he did, which of course we all agreed. It happened a couple of times, and everyone just politely waited for him to get the next word out.

And then in walks Geoff. An older chap. Yorkshireman. A bit (as is their wont) forthright in manner.

"Awright lad, how're you finding it with these twats?"
"Umm... D-...D-..D-...."
"Come on, spit it out!!"

Cue round of tactical coughing, throat clearing and "Geoff, c'mere mate..."
(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:18, closed)
I like Geoff.

(, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:47, closed)
Like him?
I think I AM him...
(, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 10:56, closed)

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