Not me, but..
A bloke at my workplace (call him Johnny) was recently fired on account of being crap at his job. He meant well but was generally pretty incompetent. My recommendation for his forced leave sealed the deal, and we agreed to get back a girl who worked with us a few months prior to all this. On the day that he had been told the bad news she bursts into work and shouts "Johnny! I'll be working with you next week!" to which he replies "you just stole my job, dick" and storms out. The beauty of the situation made only more beautiful by his tut and finger click on the way. We now call her replacement girl, just so we can see her innocent twinge of guilt on a daily basis.
(MunchMyBalloons, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)