I'm totally the favourite so it's all good
I'm the only girl out of my siblings, with two older brothers and one younger. Back in the day it wasn't customary for the dad to be in the delivery room and so, when I was born, my dad was waiting outside whilst my mother squeezed me out. When the midwife came out to tell him that he now had a daughter, my dad's first words were:

"Well, you can't be lucky every time".

The midwife was unimpressed and told my mum. Cue nearly 30 years of me being told this story every time my mum was full of rage against my dad. Pretty much daily then.

EDIT: He was only joking. I don't think he really knew what to say and didn't realise that the midwife would take him seriously. Oops.
(pooster found out how long a piece of string was on, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 23:27, 2 replies)

It would be funny if he was joking.
was he joking?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 3:26, closed)

Yeah he was joking. I'm sure he was just trying to control his emotions with a joke.
I will edit though to avoid confusion.
(pooster found out how long a piece of string was on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:35, closed)

Could have been a Ginger too.

(username failed moderation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:26, closed)