I don't remember any of this
therefore no regrets.

In my defence, a female acquaintance of mine had assured me earlier that 1) she would definitely be out that night, and 2) her long term boyfriend would not be down that weekend. Unfortunately 2) changed at the last minute, and effectively scuttled 1).

If there is a happy ending to this story, it is that I did eventually get to ruin this second girl's long-term relationship using only my penis.
(cs1ca, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 10:59, 1 reply)

& that for you is "strike 3"
You're outta here!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 12:11, closed)

Yeah,
I failed to have sex with two girls whom I found unattractive, one of which had no perceivable interest in me.

I'm so lame.
(cs1ca, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 12:40, closed)

Shut up & fuck off back to the dugout
didn't your coach teach you that the umpies word is final!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 13:49, closed)

*Traipse* *traipse* *traipse*

(cs1ca, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 13:59, closed)

Thank christ you didn't flounce!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 22:43, closed)

Thank christ you didn't gloat

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 3:56, closed)

Hey, great
the guy that thinks I'm a cunt and the guy that thinks I'm a pussy look like they might start arguing.

I might finally find out what kind of vagina I am.
(cs1ca, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

A sloppy, unshaven one with big crusty scabs on it. And with a greenish-yellow discharge that smells like ham.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)

ah
so you have met my ex then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:42, closed)

Dad?

(cs1ca, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, closed)