What's a "rofile"
Actually knowing you lot who don't post your qotw stats as proof that you're not /talkers - I don't want to know...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:07, 1 reply)

Good.
Then fuck off to mumsnet.

Maybe you will find it less stressful there.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:41, closed)

Friendly chappy aren't you?
Maybe your polite attitude would be better appreciated say.. on /talk.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 6 Nov 2011, 21:19, closed)

Well yes, yes I am.
I was also suggesting you could take your weekly crying and tantrums to a website better equipped for babies. Your lack of funnies are quite amusing in themselves.

x
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 8:29, closed)

This is full-scale Alanis Morissette stylee irony.
[1x] Complaining about lack of funny in a completely unfunny way
[1x] Changing his tagline to reflect that someone paid him some attention
[1x] Adding a sarcastic 'kiss'
___________________________________
= tantrum

if you don't believe me, watch this:-
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:25, closed)

Yay
Go gritty. Your lack of knowledge is quite phenomenal.

You get 5/10 for trying at least.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

Considering the top story you wrote was ripped off facebork, lack of funnies seems to be your forte.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:28, closed)

what's a facebook
..and what are you wibbling about?

also: /facepalm for missing the point.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:56, closed)

to be honest I have the opposite feeling. mock turtle comments always give me a chuckle, you seem to be taking the internet too seriously mr gritty.
( Trollman, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 10:50, closed)

I've laughed at him, too.
and even with him, sometimes.

it was him using absolutely no humour to bemoan someone else's lack of humour that did it for me.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)

I think you are completely missing the point.
Best try OT/ where you wont get so angry and offended.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:17, closed)

you're purple in the face.
I've been laughing at you so hard my throat is sore.

and I'm angry and offended?

You should be easy to land.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:41, closed)

No. I troll YOU.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:53, closed)

i have quite enjoyed ringo and turtles banter. your misery is actually spoiling a good thread mr gritty.
( Trollman, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:22, closed)

don't go breaking my fucking heart.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:45, closed)

So gritty stop being miserable, get your head out of your arse
and go and be self righteous where someone cares.


( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:25, closed)

oh my.
I certainly touched a nerve there.

/pokes nerve with stick

edit* especially since you deleted half of your whiny, tragic memes.
why did you do that, pussy?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:37, closed)

Your anger over nothing at all is quite funny.
Give up the poor attempt at trolling. Even your account is just a sock puppet, makes me wonder which B3tan you really are, I have got my money on Dr Shambolic.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:44, closed)

A fool and his money
end up on paid porn sites.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:46, closed)

Zing

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:48, closed)

your mum

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:52, closed)

your uncle stephen

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:11, closed)

faggot.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:51, closed)

Haha you need to let some steam off.
Go back to your horse porn have a wank and don't let your sad life piss you off so much.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:20, closed)

my uncle stephen
sends his love.
he said you gave shit, but enthusiastic, head.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:43, closed)

You seem to think a lot of us are people we aren't.
It's a little bit paranoid if you ask me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 0:22, closed)

it's fucking hilarious
if you ask me.

I also like how he says that other people are angry - while he pounds his keyboard to sand in his umbrage.
Pity he deleted it all =(
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 2:28, closed)