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This is a question Tactless

As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Where I Grew Up

The worst thing you could ever have accused an adult male of being was a Leek-Slasher. Growing prize leeks was a major industry back in the day. Prizes went as far up as a car for a winning leek. So, some scum would actually raid their rivals allotments in the middle of the night and slash the best leeks. Coming up to Leek Show day, some blokes would actually sleep in their allotments to guard their precious leeks.

Being found out as a kiddie-fiddler would get you ostracised and occasionally beaten-up. Being found out as a leek-slasher could get you murdered.

So I feel your pain. Being accused of being a /talker when your demonstrably not is akin to someone calling me a leek-slasher....

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:25, 2 replies)

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:50, closed)
*kills self*

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:00, closed)

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:47, closed)
Thank you Legless.
I love leeks and anyone that slashes them deserves to be shot.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:12, closed)

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