New baby
Mate of a mate had a baby.

We were all invited round so the girls could coo over the little cutie. When I asked what they'd decided to call him, the proud new mum said "Jude". For some reason, my mouth said what I was thinking (I wasn't even drunk!) and I said "Oh my god! Why?"

I left soon after.
(ScousersPet, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:45, 9 replies)

No. They deserved to be told.
g0d, they're not jewish, are they?
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:51, closed)

Exactly
They had to be told.
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:51, closed)

Hmm
It is a bit obscure.

Edit: come to think of it, a classmate of mine from university has a son called Jude. He (the father) was always a bit on the eccentric side, though.
( .Yeti., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:03, closed)

It's a fucking stupid name anyway.
x 100, per year, for the next 80 years:

"Hey, Jude"

"What?"

"Don't be afraid"
(username failed moderation, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:18, closed)

No law against it.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:07, closed)

Keeping things in proportion
"Jude" is pretty bad, but at least it's not one of the names which guarantee a hyperactive little shit, like "Luke", "Rhys" or "Conor".
(ubergeekian, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:12, closed)

ooh yes.
also :- Tyson, Dylan, Tyrone, Tyler.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 2:30, closed)

Oi! I have one of them!
My better half's a teacher, so we were careful to avoid all the "this child has no future" names.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:41, closed)

It may be a regional thing.
Like, I live in australia, and frankly most of the population has got names like that and most of the population has no future.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:18, closed)